Wednesday, 6 July 2011

I'm such a lazy bastard

Completely stopped updating, it's weird I was so psyched when I started it. Im back home working now and its killing me, combined with working out and going out I feel I have little time to relax in front of my computer.

So I got my results, managed a 2:1 in my first year of Law, not too shabby, considering the studying I only did a couple of weeks before the exams. I hear next year's a bitch though.

I saw this following picture on some forum and I think it's so cool, counting in bit's. I can't really think of a situation to actually use it, but it's cool nevertheless. What do you think?

That fucked up the whole template, awesome. It's worth it anyway. Well that's it, going to check some blogs and hopefully get back into it. I hope your summer holidays are going well.



P.S: This song will BLOW you away.

Tuesday, 24 May 2011

Debt - the biggest bill in history?

Hey guys hows it going? I know i've been away for agessss, but I had exams going on. Still have, but I was in a blog mood. Just going to dump some pics for you... enjoy!

Have you had exams or similar shit?

It was my birthday yesterday, and I had an exam today, so I had to stay home and study. Shittiest. Birthday. Ever. Also cause im on a diet, i bought some chocolate to give to my flatmates and other friends, and I didn't have any. Life sucks.

My last exam is on next Tuesday, and I can't fucking wait to get smashed again. It's been 2 months since my last drink. Also cause of my diet I've cut all crap foods and stuff, lost a lot of fat and built up muscle as a result of the Atkins diet. It's an amazing diet, highly reccomended to anyone who has any issue with weight. I can almost see my six-pack, something i've never seen before! *blush*

So yeah that's that, pretty boring entry, hope you at least liked the pics.



Friday, 22 April 2011


How have you all been, bloody ages since my last post. I was home relaxing and could not be bothered to post another entry.

This wont be long, basically im back in the UK studying for my exams in a month, the weather is great, really amazing, warm and sunny untill 8.30 at night. Working out every other day, started Atkins diet, will have to see how that goes, need to shave off 5 6 kg's untill the summer. Has anyone tried that diet before?

Im on the first week still, havent noticed much of a weight loss yet but it's harder for me, im only 3-4kg's overweight, so it comes slower. Any tips would be great.

That's all really, don't have anything really cool this time. Next time it will be better I promise!



Monday, 4 April 2011

You just never know what They have in mind... until it's too late.

Hey guys and gals, how are you? Had a nice weekend?

Mine was alright. Did not get drunk, did not go clubbing. Did not do anything illegal. Actually now that I think of it it was pretty crap. Most of my friends aren't coming back for the Easter holidays and so im sort of stuck on a couple of good friends and a few 2nd rate friends. Which is fine, but I can't really do crazy stuff with them, or else they might think im weird. Which I am. But they can't know. Can they?

I don't know if any of you play Starcraft 2, but you definately should because it's the best game ever to come out. Ever! I am loving it, basicly im a total Blizzard fanboy, I love all their games, Diablo, WoW, Warcraft and now this. Also I love their April Fool's pranks, they do them every year now. This is their 2011 Starcraft 2 related prank:

If you don't play SC2 you SHOULD, because it's great. I got really annoyed because season 2 started a few days ago and I was in Diamond league, and I was drunk when I played my qualifier and now im in Platinum, which annoyed the fuck out of me since im not a Platinum player but anyway, just need to win some games and get back into D.

On an unrelated note, I just sneezed and my snot literally flew like 3 meters away from me and landed on my sweatshirt. FML

This girl is funny. If you watch the interview she gave, I kinda felt sorry for her I mean, some comments are really fucking mean on her video. Then again her song is pretty fucking shit, so I guess she kinda had it coming.. but still some of them are  purely genuinely hate-filled.

That's all for today, im going to go to the gym for a change and start working on my summer body, I suggest you do the same. Unless you're all ribbed and buff. Heheh. See you soon.




Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Shit The Bed

Hey, how is everyone? I'm so glad you enjoyed my last entry <3.

So yeah, I need some help with my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently studying in the UK, and it's my first year. Before I went in September I was with my (now ex) girlfriend for about 6 months. She's awesome and really cool, and very cute. She would be perfect, but she's a bit young. In fact she will go to uni in 2012, when I will be in my 3rd year.


Long story short, we were 'together' for the first term, around 3 months, and met again in December. I then slowly told her that long distance is not for me, at least not at this point in life. Also it hurts too much being away from someone you love, then being reunited for a couple weeks and then going away again. So I told her that we should break up for good. 

Which we did, and I was enjoying my now single life at Uni. I did miss her at times but it was nothing too bad, hooked up with loads of chicks and it felt good not having someone that kept waiting for me to talk. However, she didn't do the same, I guess she's still hooked up on me.

Im back now, went to see her, and we had sex, which I did not plan on. She sorta jumped me. Can't say I didn't enjoy it though.

 (Currently my favourite song, didn't like the video though, it's really random and unrelated. Tehee.)

Problem: she wants to get together again untill I leave in a couple weeks. I don't want too because it hurts me to keep leaving her, i'd rather just finish it now. What do I do? If anyone has any advice it would be great. Also I took her virginity, I guess that's something you should know. 

So if you have any advice just post it down, will be greatly appreciated. 

In other news, im going to start the Atkin's diet. Has anyone tried it? I really need to get rid of 5-6 kg's before summer. 



P.S: This site is just amazing for watching movies, highly recommended, check it out: 

That's all, see you soon.


Sunday, 27 March 2011

This Is History

Been ages since my last post, was really busy with assignments but now the Easter break is upon me and I am ready for some chillin'.

How is everyone going? Did you like the riots in London yesterday? Apparently it was good fun.

Anyway enough of that, I am planning to have as much sex as I can in the following weeks before my exams in May. And after that start partying hard again till next year:) Woop.

How cool is this fucking building? I really hope they decide to build it:

Anyway, that's all really for today. I'll try and post something a bit more interesting soon enough. Just going to dump some images and a cool video.



That's all, I hope you have an amazing holiday.


Tuesday, 15 March 2011

Rumble and Tumble, the Wall of Water, Chernobyl and other stories

First of all, my dearest sympathies to all the victims of the horrible outburst of nature's fury in Japan. If you've seen footage of the destruction, you might think that Japan got utterly destroyed by this, but I guarantee that had that been any other country in the world, NOTHING would remain. Japan was so prepared for something like this, and even they could not hold up to a massive 8.9 earthquake. And then a tsunami. And then a close radioactive meltdown.

Look at the before/after photos, the scale of disaster is just amazing:

This video is really old, only 23 confirmed dead, I think we're up to 1000 now?


Really interesting post as to how the earthquake actually shifted the Earth on it's axis:

Anyway enough for that, I hope Japan will bounce back from that. Japanese people are very strong, they eat earthquakes for breakfast, and im sure they will manage this terrible disaster aswell. Japan, we pray for you.

End of term is approaching, deadlines coming in and lectures ending. I think im on track, almost finished my 2nd essay due in and I have a 3rd one to do after than, then im all free! ! till summer exams that is.

I was in London for the weekend, had an amazing time, stayed at a great hotel. Went to Ministry of Sound on Friday and then at Mo Vida on Saturday (which is the most retardedly expensive club I have ever been to). All in all had some good fun, trying to make up for the past few weeks of chilling and staying indoors.

Ministry of Sound
How good does that look? Yum yum

I also did my laundry last night, I always say that I won't put it off for too long or else I get too much stuff to wash, and I have nothing to wear till I was them. But that's what I did again, had to put 2 washing machines and was wearing my last boxer short before I managed to start the wash. Sigh. 

And unless you live under a rock, you have to have heard of Charlie Sheen's interview. If you have't, you definately have to watch it, I cannot even describe it. It's not a wonder that SO many videos have come up after it, as well as T-shirts and other pop culture items. Won't be long till you see references in WoW and other games.

I think that's all, I hope you all have an amazing week!

P.S: It's St Patrick's on Thursday, just another excuse to get drunk as hell!

I think they paint the river green in Chicago?



Monday, 7 March 2011

Dante's Inferno

Hello, how is everyone doing. It is now Sunday night, and im just chillin' on my pc. I managed to not go out this weekend, still don't know how. I barely got out of my room really. I should exercise more. Sigh. Anyway, a new entry is really due isn't it.

I don't know who made this, but this encompasses exactly how I feel:

SERIOUSLY NOW, what the hell Britain? How annoying? Makes no freaking sense whatsoever. What you have to do to actually wash your face in the morning is scoop up some freezing water, and then some boiling water, and hope you got a good amount of each so that you can splash your face without freezing or burning your facial hair off. Jesus. It's like an old stubborn habbit that they decided not to change. Ever.

Once upon a time, there was the world, and it was good. Then people got all pissed off about everything, and there was violence and sin, and that was bad. Then people decided they needed a device to stop people from doing so much violence and sin, and there was Hell, and it was good.

Hell is the ultimate deterrent — an eternity of pain and suffering. You can't come up with a much more brutal retribution than that. The only catch is that the deterrent only works when people a) believe in it, and b) fear it so much that they lay off the violence and sin.

However, in order for this idea to succeed, the idea of Hell has to be absolutetly horrible, and it needs to be drilled into children's mind before logic sets in.

We also have a map of hell! Dante was kind enough to draw it for us in his famous poem "Inferno".
He divided Hell into nine concentric circles behind a gate with the logo "Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here":

Circle One: The first circle of Hell offers a kinder, gentler repose for noble pagans born before Christ. Captives in the First Circle of Hell were subjected mostly to the ravages of generalized anxiety disorder without the benefit of Paxil but with all the side effects (nausea, asthenia, constipation, infection, dry mouth, yawn, diarrhea, sweating, decreased appetite, sleepiness, dizziness, insomnia, tremor, nervousness, and sexual side effects).

Can't wait for this game, played the previous two when I was younger and they scared the shit out of me!

Circle Two: Lust! As the most understandable of the major sins, lust only makes circle two of Hell, where lustful lovers are tossed about by stormy winds and forbidden from making wild monkey love.
Circle Three: Gluttons live here, and are punished for their gluttony by being subjected to bad weather. Seasonal affective disorder is a bitch!
Circle Four: You don't hear a lot about avarice these days, but the medieval mindset classified it as a major sin. The greedy are condemned here to working for the man every night and day, doing pointless and menial tasks. Future residents include Bill Gates and Martha Stewart.

I wonder when Google Maps will have Hell on it's database..

Circle Five: The angry spend eternity duking it out here, naked in a vast river of jello. Or something. Look for Sean Penn and Dick Cheney.

Circle Six: This circle of Hell is filled with "heretics," by which Dante mostly means Muslims.
Circle Seven: Ah, violence! You gotta love violence! Dante classified three kinds of violence — against self, against others and against God. Inhabitants spotted by Dante included Attila the Hun and Alexander the Great. Since this category includes warmongers, George W Bush is a potential future inmate. Dante's definition of "violence against God" inexplicably includes sodomy, which he classes as a more serious crime than murder, so the Seventh Circle could potentially host Robert Mapplethorpe and Oscar Wilde, who would be flayed on burning sands, while Adolf Hitler would merely be turned into a tree for the crime of Suicide. There is no justice.

Circle Eight: If the Seventh Circle offended your sensibilities, the Eighth is simply baffling. In the next worst circle of Hell, the sufferings of the damned would be inflicted on those who have committed the following sins (all of which are deemed more evil than murder and warmongering). In order of increasing severity: Pandering, flattery, hypocrisy, fortune telling, theft, giving bad advice, instigating trouble, alchemy, impersonation, counterfeiting, lying, and being a giant.
Circle Nine: The Ninth Circle is for betrayers of every stripe, with all the big names in betraying thoroughly represented. Judas, Brutus, Cassius, Benedict Arnold and finally, frozen in hell's center, Satan himself. Judas, Cassius and Brutus are actually being eternally chewed by Satan, who has an intense dislike for Shakespearean characters.

So there you have it folks, where do you think you belong? I found this simple test, I only made it to the second circle :/ Definately expected more:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

So there you have it for the informative part of this post. There were a few great looking days here in the UK, sun was out and all, even though it did manage to creep to 0 degrees celcius at nights. Fuck that. Also I started by diet in preparation for my six pack (yeah right). I bought a crapload of 'healthy' stuff to munch on, and pretty much don't use any oil on my foods. It's all about the grill and the boil. I think I'll manage to shed a couple kilos before I start working out again.

What you *don't* want your six-pack to look like.

Anyone a work-out freak out there? How do you do it?!?!?! Haha. Also started watching the Twin Peaks series, it's amazing! Can't stop watching it, but im trying not to watch every episode in a single day. I love that kind of mystery and surrealism.

That's all I think, hope you had a better weekend that mine, and get ready for tomorrow, it's everyone's favourite day. Tell me in what circle of hell you ended up in. Would be interesting..I think....



See you next time.

P.S: No it's not a pattern that I have animals being killed by other animals second time in a row in my Random segment. Poor Pumba.