Basicly theres 2 ways it can go: either you don't have a girlfriend, which is fine, and you either do, which means you're fucked.
Why you may ask? Basicly because in order for you to pass this once-a-year test, you are going to have to NOT ONLY spend bucketloads of money (to get the same things that you would get any other day mind you) but you are also going to need a conscious effort to make it all work.
However, you need not be afraid, because I will guide you through all the steps in order for you to be a happy camper at the end of the night.
The first step is, well, easily enough, flowers.
|Try not to buy rotten ones, even if they are cheaper.|
|Get the ones that don't look like this one.|
After that, you might need a main present, however this varies from girlfriend to girlfriend. I always got away with it with cute stuffed animals, but really, use your imagination here.
|This is how it should look...lol jk.|
And finally, after all that, you've paid anywhere from 50-150 quid (depending on how much money was 'stolen' from you) just so you can get laid. Once. Maybe if you have a freaky girlfriend she might let you do more stuff to her, but most likely, she's not. Happy Valentines!
P.S Personally im going to get hammered anyway, just makes it easier to pick up single girls. So I guess it's not all that bad.